neder.
Invite-only · first cohort

neder.

/ˈnɛ.dər/ noun

1.a promise you've put money behind.

2.a focus session you can't quietly wriggle out of — because you've staked money on showing up.

“a vow with teeth — the thing willpower keeps pretending to be.”

A PROMISE WITH A PRICE
FOCUS, WITNESSED & WAGED

Willpower is a terrible screen blocker.

Stop downloading apps you’ll delete by Friday. Book a real session with a real person, put money on the line, and finally do the work you’ve been avoiding. Keep your word — keep your money.

No charge today. We’re binding the first cohort by hand.

Make your first neder

Leave your email and the stake you’d actually put down. We’ll set up your first session personally.

The terms

1

Show up.

A real person waits on the other side, at the hour you set. No silent reschedules into next month. Someone is there — and they can see whether you are too.

2

Stake it.

Put £5–£50 on the session. Do what you said, and it’s yours, untouched. The point isn’t the money — it’s that flaking finally costs something today.

3

Break it, lose it.

Don’t show, don’t do the work — your stake goes to charity. Never to us. We hold it in escrow and never touch a penny of a forfeit.

Most apps profit when you fail. Neder only makes money when you don’t.